"X number of customers are without power. You can check entergy.com for more information and maps of where the outtages are."
[That's really easy to do when you don't have power. Really.]
"Temperatures today? It hardly matters. Rain and wind, on the other hand, ..."
[During a mid-storm weather report.]
Guy #1: "FEMA is now telling us that they don't have the blue tarps. They don't know where they are, but they will try to find out. Does that sound familiar?"
Guy #2: "Hey now, no editorializing..."
[They still don't have blue tarps. Apparently there is a massive blue tarp shortage. Same as there was three years ago. Also, blue is apparently the only acceptable tarp color. I guess the other colors don't keep out rain.]
[On people being stuck at home, it being a holiday, and most people not having work the next day]
"There tends to be a little drinking going on. You've got a lot of people with a lot of booze."
[Really? In Louisiana? No way!]
It is never boring living in this state! =)